The Boss (who has red hair): I can't believe this invoice got returned for this stupid reason!
Me: Sheesh, don't they know not to anger a ginger?
The Boss: ........
Me: What you don't like the word ginger?
The Boss: I DO take offence at that word.
Me: Oh I'm sorry. What are you going to do steal my soul now?
The Boss: No I'm not a ginger, I'm a ginga.
Me: A what?
The Boss: Gin-jah - you know like ginger ninja. GINJA!
The Receptionist: I thought he said Gingey and all I can picture is that cookie dude...
Me: OH YEAH From Shrek!
The Receptionist: EXACTLY!!
Me: Well if he comes in one day with his leg bitten off we will know why.
The Boss: *shakes his head and frowns*
Me: Okay NOW he's going to try to steal our souls.
(Later the same day)
(4:29:16 PM) The Receptionist: Considering I have a few naturally red hairs on my head, I do not think he is actually capable of stealing my soul
(4:31:09 PM) Wes: WHOA WHOA WHOA you guys have a built in defense syste!?!
(4:31:22 PM) Wes: Like snakes - snakes are immune to their own venom????
(4:31:49 PM) The Receptionist: I probably have a dozen naturally red hairs on my head...not sure it is enough to protect me
(4:32:07 PM) The Receptionist: but I certainly have the freckles to confirm that I've stolen a lot of souls
(4:32:27 PM) Wes: It'd take the edge off though. If he took half your sould your employment opportunities would be limited though.....you'd have to be a politician
(4:32:39 PM) The Receptionist: lmao